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They’ve fucked shit up Since time’s begun Like Genghis Khan And Atilla the Hun With swords of iron And panties of steel They make grown men squeal A long time ago Some cavemen from space Threatened the lives of the unicorn race But their busty protectors stepped in Saved their skin No way that those cavemen Could ever win Carnage and ruin lay in their wake Wherever they went Cavemen’s lives they did take The Battleaxe Babes saved the unicorn race And the cavemen have been laid to waste Those Battleaxe Babes won’t take no crap They’ll bust your puny balls all over the map With a bow and arrow A dagger, a mace They’ll own your face In the time of the ancients In the land of gold Intruders were encroaching On the ways of old Pushing their religion And decadent ways They overstayed their welcome In a matter of days They were greedy for money And hungry for land So the Battleaxe Babes Had to get out of hand They chopped up a bunch Drove out even more And all was right again In the land of yore A Battleaxe Babe With a spear in her hand And a sneer on her lips ‘Cross the burning sand A Battleaxe Babe On the planet of ice And she’s coming at you Really not nice On the back of a lion On a dragon’s wing On the fin of a monster ‘Neath the boiling sea On a horse On a whale No matter what you do They’re Battleaxe Babes And they’ll destroy you. |
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